- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

your a towel.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

1+1 =? Too

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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