- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

What is the difference between a duck?

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

what did one tree say to the other? move over

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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