two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

A horse cantered into a bar.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

Obama

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Obamacare haters

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Mmmmmmmmbutch

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

I tell an anti joke!.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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