Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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twilight

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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