If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

Who is a knob? ross d

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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