I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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Knock Knock.

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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