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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

Women's Rights.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

Why did the child step on a ball?

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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