What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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a ginger has a soul

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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#scabbers

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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