What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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this is gay

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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dislike this...please.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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