- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

Like if you like big tits.

Women.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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