Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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a ginger has a soul

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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