Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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I saw a shovel once.

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W.N.B.A.

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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Anti Joke

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