Can you see this brett? Connor

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Yo daddy!

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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