- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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