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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

How old are you? 20

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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