How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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WNBA

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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hit the thumbs down button

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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