Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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Chicken

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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