- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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