Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

guess what chicken butt

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

Nice weather we're having.

Anti Joke

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