- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

Mitt Romney.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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