Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

YOLO MAH BROLO

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Mmmmmmmmbutch

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Anti Joke

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