(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

knock knock. who's there? someone.

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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