What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

liam buchan is gay !

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

What just hit my face? The floor

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

Guess what? No.

Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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