HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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A seal walks into a club.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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