- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

A walrus walks into a bar

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the clock say? The time.

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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