Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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.....Carrot Top....

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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Penisland

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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