What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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Weiner

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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fart+fart=poop

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The cow went moo

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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