- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

What did the fish say? Moo

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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