How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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Your mom.

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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