Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

I saw a shovel once.

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

W.N.B.A.

What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

this is gay

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

a retard lost...

Who's there? Knock Knock.

My pet rock died.

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

Dani barton from bob chuckles

A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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