How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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Bake until golden at 375

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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Anti Joke

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