The Treatment of Steve Bartman

I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

what happens during a climax apples

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

terry stockton is straight

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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I'm banging your sister.

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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