What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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