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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

Waseem is not a funny guy!

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

a man walks into horse bar

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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