what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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women's rights.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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Women.

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Wombat monkey juice.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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The cow went moo

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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