- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

If you are my friend like it!

I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What's a small person? A midget

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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