- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

joe diragi makes paul look straight

don't look behind you

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

Homework.

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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