There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

Romney 2012

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

So a black man hails a taxi...

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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