Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

What did I do last night?work

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

wanna hear a joke. i do to

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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