how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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Hi Shelby!!

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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this is a joke

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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