- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Your time.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

MICHAEL

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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