- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

A russian gives away vodka.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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