Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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Why did I get raped

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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