Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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