Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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69

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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