Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Wade's the father

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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guess what what? nothing.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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