- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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