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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

Chuck Norris died.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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