Not Steve Jobs

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

women outside of the kitchen

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

Woman's rights.

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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