- Anti Joke

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

You just won the game...

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Murder me once, shame on you.

Susie has Autism

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!