Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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My butt!!!!

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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twilight

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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A blind man walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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