- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

your father died

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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