Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

The WNBA

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

I tell an anti joke!.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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