Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

thumb_up thumb_down +55

Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

thumb_up thumb_down +53

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

thumb_up thumb_down +51

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

thumb_up thumb_down +47

this sentence will not monkey banana pie

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

That didn't hurt.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

thumb_up thumb_down +39

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Smart Blondes

thumb_up thumb_down +37

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

thumb_up thumb_down +37

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

thumb_up thumb_down +35

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

what colour is a frog green you idiot

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops