Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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68 :)

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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Penis

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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Watch your lips.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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