Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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