- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

whats the best thing about polio...death

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

I went river dancing once. I fell in

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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