- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

Knock knock runs away laughing

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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