thumbs up!

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

Ham sandwich

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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