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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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