- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

knock knock who's there police

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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