- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

*knock knock "there's a door bell"

Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

can't wait until the baby boomers die

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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