- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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