- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

Smart Blondes

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

what colour is a frog green you idiot

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

ecks! why zee?

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

Why did the baby die? Abortion

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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