- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

What's wrong with woman Everything

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

Knock knock, Come in...

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

black people

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

.....Carrot Top....

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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