How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

women outside of the kitchen

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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