- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Type 2 diabetics

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

Poop

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

oh hiya come in

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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