What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

knock knock!! kanye west

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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