Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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W.N.B.A.

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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what's red and blue? your heart

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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